things I say when half asleep

[marnanel]

"If I lived in India I would totally have an elephant, not to do anything but just as a companion. And I would buy it canvases and brushes so it could paint things and then I could see what it painted, and also I would buy it a theremin because I think nobody ever thought to buy an elephant a theremin before, and then it would go [noise of elephant playing a theremin; Yantantessera the cat decides to leave]. And the neighbours would come round saying 'What's that bloody noise?' and I'd say 'Just my elephant playing the theremin' and they'd say 'Oh okay'."

Comments

[andrewducker]

Thank you, that was tremendously entertaining, and someone should give an elephant a theremin.

[andrewducker]

Although:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSLVgrNJ-HU

!!!

[andrewducker]

And there's a song, but the video is blocked in the UK:
https://www.amazon.com/Trio-for-Theremin-Electric-Keyboard/dp/B00YDWOOIA