Hymns Ancient and Modern rewrites the Black Eyed Peas

[marnanel]

What will you do with all that ass
That well your trouser fills?
O I recall the Lord of all
Who made the rounded hills.

What will you do with all that arm
As strong as any faith?
O I recall a Carpenter
Who worked with plane and lathe.

What will you with your bosom fair
So shapely on your chest?
O I recall the Holy Ghost
Who dwells within my breast.

To Father, Son, and Holy Ghost
One God whom we adore;
You got me spending all my days
In praise for ever more.

Amen.