will

Jesus says, "What's that you're holding, Dad?"

"Well, I was reading Nietzsche, and he says I'm dead. So I thought my will should be done. So here it is: my Last Will and New Testament."

"So what are you looking for?"

"Some Jehovah's Witnesses."

an interesting thought

the thing about squirrels
that nobody sees
is how their affection
for climbing up trees
is just like a spider's,
and so (I suppose)
they're really arachnids
with not enough toes.