And now, my favourite search hits on marnanel.org

• adolf hitler on xylophone (I think that was a Bonzo Dog lyric)
• ASCII ball in php (let's play ASCIIball!  in php!)
• Bisexual males are real (Totally)
• M.I.T. toilets (hope you found them)
• Grilled Lizard (sounds delicious)
• What day is it if it's not monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday or sunday (I don't know, but you're not going to find out on my site, since it does not contain fantasy calendars)
• how to make masturbation more satisfying (this, too, is something you are not going to find out on my site, since it is not a sex advice site)
• how can you hurt an angel (sorry, this is yet another thing I don't know)
• What's yellow and dangerous (a bulldozer)
• are mouseovers bad (Yes.  Yes they are.)
• alternatives to Cremation liquid nitrogen ( ...what?! )
• dirty cash i want you dirty cash i need you in 1990 (So that some interest has accrued by now?)
• enormous eyebrows (I have no joke...)
• happy things today (Awww.)
• how long does it take for homemade jams to go bad
• modified penis
• my hand is my sword
• my spoon is too big quiz
• richard stallman costume (You will be the toast of the Halloween parade.  Honestly.)
• up to date sonnets (Petrachan is so 1990s)
• ubuntu join the dark side (My God!  It's Darth Shuttleworth!)
• what do i do if everyone thinks im gay (I suppose it depends whether you are)
• what is the name of the tooth fairy
• when can I put warm jam in fridge (Any time is time to put warm jam in fridge!)
• what flavour is Mr Men toothpaste
• what helps your insides
• can you bring nunchaku on a plane (NO.)
• how do squirrels carry their young
• how long of a shower does it take to get clean (I don't know.  Try an experiment?)
• how to decorate a small hotel
• scary thing on internet (IT'S ME!  BOO!)
• what size ring do i wear (When they said it was a digital computer...)
• why crocodiles are dangerous
• why are american coins weird sizes