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He is the very model of Conservative prime minister.
He's dangerous to women with his violence and his lechery
He puts MPs in danger by accusing them of treachery
His bikes will make you late for work like getting stuck in traffic can,
He'll probably insult you if you're Indian or African,
Spend millions on a bridge which fails before it could present a tree
Or push for an illegal prorogation parliamentary:
He's sordid and seditious, and he's sneering and he's sinister;
He is the very model of Conservative prime minister.
But when he crashes sterling for a money fund his crony ran,
And recommends austerity like any Old Etonian,
Or steals the food from families as he moves them to a sterner list
And helps his friend the fraudster as he's beating up a journalist
When hunger and disease are rife as if we were Victorian,
He'll find the proletariat's not partial to this Tory man:
He's sordid and seditious, and he's sneering and he's sinister;
He is the very model of Conservative prime minister.
---- Switching to Iolanthe for a moment... ---
If he goes in, he'll never win;
No-one knows his plan for Brexit.
What can he do with the EU?
He doesn't know so Bojo wrecks it
Sod the cliff we're running towards
Sod the Commons, sod the Lords
Sod the courts and sod controls
Rah rah rah, and smash the proles!
He puts MPs in danger by accusing them of treachery
His bikes will make you late for work like getting stuck in traffic can,
He'll probably insult you if you're Indian or African,
Spend millions on a bridge which fails before it could present a tree
Or push for an illegal prorogation parliamentary:
He's sordid and seditious, and he's sneering and he's sinister;
He is the very model of Conservative prime minister.
But when he crashes sterling for a money fund his crony ran,
And recommends austerity like any Old Etonian,
Or steals the food from families as he moves them to a sterner list
And helps his friend the fraudster as he's beating up a journalist
When hunger and disease are rife as if we were Victorian,
He'll find the proletariat's not partial to this Tory man:
He's sordid and seditious, and he's sneering and he's sinister;
He is the very model of Conservative prime minister.
---- Switching to Iolanthe for a moment... ---
If he goes in, he'll never win;
No-one knows his plan for Brexit.
What can he do with the EU?
He doesn't know so Bojo wrecks it
(Oh no, there he goes, and Bojo wrecks it...)
Sod the cliff we're running towards
Sod the Commons, sod the Lords
Sod the courts and sod controls
Rah rah rah, and smash the proles!
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so off that PM goes
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