Lady McDonalds

These are some stories I've heard from McD's workers over the years. [edit: to the tune of Lady Madonna by the Beatles.]

Lady McDonalds
Dreaming of your shift
Wonder at the places your thoughts can drift.

Your fluent Russian
Perfect Portuguese
Somehow never kept you from Mickey D's.

Everywhere the chicken-fat odour.
Strive to make the shake machine run.
Is that with a super-sized soda?
Life on a bun.

Mix up a patty
Caesar sauce instead
Can you make a pizza if you drop in bread?

Can't avoid the thoughts altogether,
Every year the death of your son.
Mother's Day's the longest night ever.
Life on a bun.

Lady McDonalds
When you close your eyes
Do you ask the darkness if it wants fries?