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golden ticket
Many years back, I had to give someone a suppository.
Me: Oh weird, it comes in a blister pack, and it says on the front that only one of the blisters has the suppository in.
Them: So why are you breaking all of them?
Me: Um... I was looking for a golden ticket to go round the suppository factory.
(Pause.)
Me: OMG, the Oompa-Loompas!
Me: Oh weird, it comes in a blister pack, and it says on the front that only one of the blisters has the suppository in.
Them: So why are you breaking all of them?
Me: Um... I was looking for a golden ticket to go round the suppository factory.
(Pause.)
Me: OMG, the Oompa-Loompas!