A pretty young lady from Chad's Was courted by numerous lads. She'd let them caress her, But trying to undress her Would earn a swift kick to the nads.
ETA: A charming young man from Hild-Bede Was keen to help ladies in need. "It's such a long way Back to Hatfield," he'd say, "Sleep here." And he'd soon have her treed.
Re: Couplets and copulation
Was courted by numerous lads.
She'd let them caress her,
But trying to undress her
Would earn a swift kick to the nads.
ETA:
A charming young man from Hild-Bede
Was keen to help ladies in need.
"It's such a long way
Back to Hatfield," he'd say,
"Sleep here." And he'd soon have her treed.
Hatfield itself could be trickier.