A toddler I know started “reading” a story aloud from a Bible. With permission from their parents, I’ve illustrated the story:
People send one another oranges in envelopes.
The Princess and the Queen are married...
...and sat down at the table to eat sausages.
Then they ate sausages again, but this time with mash.
Then they ate children.
Then they ate sausages again.
Then they ate the castle, which was made of sausages.
Suddenly, a dragon appeared!
They said, “Shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo” at the dragon...
...and it went away. The end.